Smooth Criminal
Got 3 stars with all the dates
50 ā October 14th, 2020
50.0% Ā· Common
What do we do now?
Unlocked all the achievements from My Name is Mayo!
50 ā October 10th, 2020
54.5% Ā· Common
Expert Datemeister
Dated all dates!
40 ā October 14th, 2020
58.4% Ā· Common
An ingredient to rule them all
Hit 10000 times!
40 ā October 10th, 2020
56.4% Ā· Common
Duck killed!
Got killed by Nicole
20 ā October 10th, 2020
69.5% Ā· Common
Poking around
Tapped the Mayonnaise
20 ā October 10th, 2020
63.3% Ā· Common
Proud of your work!
Discovered Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.
20 ā October 10th, 2020
48.4% Ā· Common
I'm just a mayo.
Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)
20 ā October 10th, 2020
58.9% Ā· Common
A Mime?
In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
20 ā October 9th, 2020
59.7% Ā· Common
Don't put your massage in crazy, man
Got three stars with Janein
10 ā October 10th, 2020
62.2% Ā· Common
Moooossagy!
Got three stars with Dorothy
10 ā October 14th, 2020
65.1% Ā· Common
I hope that's ectoplasm
Got three stars with Anne
10 ā October 14th, 2020
61.5% Ā· Common
Real people are overrated.
Got three stars with Papu Aiye
10 ā October 14th, 2020
61.0% Ā· Common
Cupcake delight!
Got three stars with Cake-chan
10 ā October 14th, 2020
60.7% Ā· Common
A job of hands
Got three stars with Tiffany
10 ā October 14th, 2020
53.5% Ā· Common
Tutorial with a happy ending
Got a massagy with Rial
10 ā October 10th, 2020
87.9% Ā· Common
Careful with the claws
Got a massagy with Nicole
10 ā October 10th, 2020
80.0% Ā· Common
Gotta love these app features
Got a massagy with Martha
10 ā October 10th, 2020
69.8% Ā· Common
That'sā¦ a lot of toys
Got a massagy with Sarah
10 ā October 10th, 2020
68.5% Ā· Common
Slippery everywhere
Got a massagy with Mayo
10 ā October 10th, 2020
69.3% Ā· Common
It hurts so gooood...
Got a massagy with Janein
10 ā October 10th, 2020
75.3% Ā· Common
What a dairy experience
Got a massagy with Dorothy
10 ā October 14th, 2020
67.9% Ā· Common
Who you gonna massage?
Got a massagy with Anne
10 ā October 14th, 2020
66.8% Ā· Common
How does this even work?
Got a massagy with Papu Aiye
10 ā October 14th, 2020
64.6% Ā· Common
Butter me up!
Got a massagy with Cake-chan
10 ā October 14th, 2020
59.7% Ā· Common
One-handed rough n' tough
Get a massagy with Tiffany
10 ā October 14th, 2020
58.5% Ā· Common
You blew it!
Failed a date.
10 ā October 10th, 2020
89.2% Ā· Common
It's something...
Got two stars in a date.
10 ā October 10th, 2020
87.8% Ā· Common
You'll be alone forever...
Failed 20 dates.
10 ā October 10th, 2020
53.2% Ā· Common
20th century diet
Hit 350 times!
10 ā October 1st, 2020
80.5% Ā· Common
Go eat cake
Hit 500 times!
10 ā October 1st, 2020
79.0% Ā· Common
Nosey Caesar
Hit 550 times!
10 ā October 1st, 2020
77.9% Ā· Common
Club
Hit 700 times!
10 ā October 1st, 2020
76.7% Ā· Common
Short timer
Hit 1500 times!
10 ā October 7th, 2020
70.7% Ā· Common
Knee record
Hit 3000 times!
10 ā October 9th, 2020
65.3% Ā· Common
Venus-wise
Hit 5000 times!
10 ā October 9th, 2020
61.8% Ā· Common
*The Crow movie pun*
Hit 8000 times!
10 ā October 10th, 2020
57.0% Ā· Common
You beat the Tuto-Rial!
Got three stars with Rial
10 ā October 10th, 2020
77.5% Ā· Common
Red Bikini!
This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
84.0% Ā· Common
Cheetah
Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
72.6% Ā· Common
Topless!
Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
68.5% Ā· Common
CrĆØme a la Mayo
Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
66.3% Ā· Common
Banana!
Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
64.5% Ā· Common
Potato!
Banana? (Hit this 300 times)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
63.1% Ā· Common
Catsup
Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
62.1% Ā· Common
Red Cheetah
Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
61.2% Ā· Common
Elephant fun times!
Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
60.1% Ā· Common
Awoo!
Got three stars with Nicole
10 ā October 10th, 2020
61.6% Ā· Common
Balls of yarn
Amazing Story (150 hits)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
82.9% Ā· Common
Rain
Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
68.9% Ā· Common
Z's
Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
64.7% Ā· Common
Blonde bombshell!
Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
62.9% Ā· Common
Cheesy Rap
Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
62.1% Ā· Common
Catch my cold!
Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
61.0% Ā· Common
Screwed
Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
60.6% Ā· Common
Vanished...
Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
60.0% Ā· Common
Young Boy
I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
83.7% Ā· Common
Mother trucker!
Got three stars with Martha
10 ā October 10th, 2020
62.4% Ā· Common
Rock Star!
Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
71.7% Ā· Common
Dad
Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
67.0% Ā· Common
Ordinary
Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
64.8% Ā· Common
Identity issues...
Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
62.6% Ā· Common
Best Seller
It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
62.2% Ā· Common
Glam Rock
Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
61.4% Ā· Common
Support!
While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
60.4% Ā· Common
Something important
A Story About Life. (120 hits)
10 ā October 1st, 2020
83.3% Ā· Common
The Box of Love
Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 ā October 8th, 2020
70.4% Ā· Common
Sugar daddy time!
Got three stars with Sarah
10 ā October 10th, 2020
69.9% Ā· Common
Just kidding...
The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
65.6% Ā· Common
Move
Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
63.6% Ā· Common
Muscles
Move. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
62.8% Ā· Common
Part of life
Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
62.4% Ā· Common
Philosophy
Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
62.1% Ā· Common
Talking about life
Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
61.7% Ā· Common
I am Mayonnaise!
Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 ā October 9th, 2020
61.4% Ā· Common
Watch the colesterol
Got three stars with Mayo
10 ā October 10th, 2020
71.1% Ā· Common
Nope!
Rejected a date on Linger!
5 ā October 10th, 2020
92.3% Ā· Common
Moooom! Somebody likes me!
Matched a date on Linger
5 ā October 10th, 2020
93.3% Ā· Common
You win some, you lose some!
Failed 5 dates.
5 ā October 10th, 2020
73.9% Ā· Common
Eh, it was serviceable
Got a low intensity massagy
5 ā October 14th, 2020
68.9% Ā· Common
Yo, where's your mojo?
Failed 10 dates.
5 ā October 10th, 2020
64.0% Ā· Common
You can see the hits!
Hit the Mayo 5 times!
5 ā October 1st, 2020
85.5% Ā· Common
No brainer
Hit 20 times!
5 ā October 1st, 2020
85.2% Ā· Common
Trimmed hearts
Hit 50 times!
5 ā October 1st, 2020
84.8% Ā· Common
Yes yes yes!
Got a high intensity massagy
5 ā October 10th, 2020
89.4% Ā· Common
Micro downsizing
Hit 200 times!
5 ā October 1st, 2020
82.7% Ā· Common